Flight of the Penguin

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I’m a fucking rockstar. Yep….it’s about that time again, folks: time for some good old fashioned navel-pondering. When last we saw our hero getting philosophical, quacking like a penguin, and crowing about being a golden god (three perfectly good and reasonable pastimes Charlie Sheen has … Continue reading

The Rules of Engagement

Living with somebody has a way of exposing certain unequivocal truths, of stripping away whatever layers of mystery and intrigue might remain. And trying to change those fundamental truths is about as fruitful as chipping away at an advancing glacier with a toothpick: no matter how big the toothpick, that big ol’ chunk of ice … Continue reading