About your dinner last night: whatever it was, please forward the recipe to NASA. I’m pretty sure they could use it to stick those pesky ceramic tiles to the hulls of their shuttles. Honestly, a little nab of that gunk here and there, and they could fly those suckers through the friggin’ sun without so much as a bolt jimmying loose.
If you promise to never again sub-molecularly bond the stuff to the counters, stovetop, and good mixing bowl again on a day it’s my turn to clean the kitchen, I promise not to clog the sink drain with coffee grounds and then use the toilet plunger from my bathroom to unplug it.
Think about it. This might be a fair trade.
Best,
Zach